Rated R

As you know, I work in retail which means I deal with assholes 364 days(we are closed on xmas) a year. I have actually started to notice that the REALLY means ones come strolling in on Sundays right after church. What....you went to church for 2 hours and now you're allowed to be an ass; is that in the rule book? Honestly I started this one thinking I was going to be talking about a completely different subject but I think it's time for the religious blog. I know I've touched base with it in others but I think it's time to really piss some people off. As stated at the top of my page, if you get offended then leave and I guarantee you, if you are religious, you will be offended, so leave =).

This one is more dedicated to the ones who shove their beliefs in your face. Unlike my mom; she is Catholic and is proud of it but if you wish to believe otherwise that's fine. Why can't you all just be like her? So I have 1 question for all you people out there who try to rape the rest of us with your beliefs; where do you get the balls? Most of the time you all corner myself and the other people I work with and we are working so we can't tell you to leave us the fuck alone, but I promise you we are all thinking it. Oh! There was one woman; yesterday, who just would not stop. It was getting obnoxious and she not only told me that I needed to find god, like its an Ispy book, but she also told me I needed to educate myself and watch the news b.c this country is going down the tubes. Well, 1. I work entirely way too much to watch the news and 2. I don't watch the news b.c this country is plummeting and it's all miserable news anyways. I mean if you have to make a website called happynews.com then there is a problem. Anyways, The only hope this country has is if they elect a smart president, which with their track record isn't going to happen anytime soon. (sorry, I tend to go off an rant sometimes)

I have told my co workers lately that if one more person tries to "save" me, fire is going to come out of my eyeballs. I have read parts of your so called "holy bible" and there are stories that talk about killing entire villages(that includes woman and children)and stealing the woman(or "virgins") for their own, that would be called murder and rape. Plus back then, if a man was caught raping a virgin then he would be "forced" to marry her and pay her father. Wow...really? And apparently your "god" told them to do all this. You people really are stupid.

Clarification:
Personally, the bible is just a very poorly written fiction novel. I do not think you have to worship someone INVISIBLE in the clouds just to get into "heaven". I don't even believe in "heaven". I believe that when you die you go to your own personal heaven. It is whatever you believe it to be. Plus, how the hell do you know what "heaven" looks like and I swear if anyone says..."well it's because people have died and come back and told us that this is what heaven was like". If that is what you would say, then you're more pathetic than I thought because whom ever this person, or people, was probably lied to get attention and money and a book or, if their really good, a movie. Why is it that this country always has to be divided in some way? Political parties, gay rights, religion, everything. That's another thing; gay rights. Again, your rule book tells you that marriage is between a man and a woman. (just making sure everyone knows that) So, you would rather a man and a woman, who aren't even in love, be together rather than 2 women or 2 men who are deeply in love? Your morals are real fucked up aren't they? Your rule book tells you to this and do that, and you can't do this and can't do that...well when it tells you to jump off a bridge let me know so I can YouTube it. =)

Peace.
Kaitlyn Nicole.